BP Buys "Oil Spill" Search Term 439
technology_dude found an unsurprising but amusing little story that BP is buying keywords on Google and Yahoo for things like "Oil Spill" to help spin some damage control. I guess if you can't plug your spill, the least you can do is try to clog the flow of information.
In the US. (Score:4, Informative)
If i google "oil spill" here (Netherlands) it does not show sponsered links.
I get 2 sponsored links right now (Score:5, Informative)
www.BP.com/OilSpillNews [bp.com] "Info about the Gulf of Mexico Spill Learn More about How BP is Helping."
The other is:
Tar Ball Burner(tm) [sandman.com] "Collect free tar balls from beaches and turn them into unleaded gas!"
Please slashdot both of them.
Re:In the US. (Score:1, Informative)
here in IL I googled "oil spill" and the two sponsored links were:
1.
BP
www.BP.com/OilSpillNews Info about the Gulf of Mexico Spill Learn More about How BP is Helping.
2.
Latest Oil Spill Update
google.com/crisisresponse/oilspill Watch live video of the oil spill cleanup effort.
copy/pasted without editing from google search.
The BP link has a ton of video links, including direct links to the ROV video feed.
If nothing else, this will be the best documented screwup ever.
Clog the flow of information? (Score:4, Informative)
Relax, dude, I'm pretty sure we can all find plenty of things to blame BP for without pretending that buying keyword impressions is somehow harmful.
Go google "oil spill". Sure enough, the top sponsored link will be the BP oil spill site. The other sponsored link will be... yet another partison point of view from someone who was willing to pay to get a message out. That's what sponsored links are.
Right below them - right where they always are - you still find the real search results. How that squares with the flow of information being "clogged" is beyond me.
I'd find more to complain about if BP wasn't trying to present a strong media presence. You know, saying "I'd like my life back" or something like that.
Re:Sign Sign Everywhere a Sign (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Who Cares (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Who Cares (Score:5, Informative)
Re:I honestly don't blame them (Score:3, Informative)
Ah yes, the ol' "the media is evil vs. the just-a-little-evil-company/politician/organization".
Whatever the media has been doing, it's BP whose spinning is making things worse. They lied about the amount of oil leaking. They tried to deny there were oil plumes, basically calling a number of experts alarmists. They've bullshitted about the amount of aid they've been providing, the amount of work they've been doing on the cleanup.
BP isn't just "not perfect", it's a pack of self-serving liars who, on top of everything else, are too fucking stupid to realize that every line of bullshit they try to foist on the public gets them in even more trouble.
The truth may not set you free, but sometimes it at least can mitigate the damage. If they had said three or four weeks ago "we could be leaking up to 20,000 barrels a day", yes, they would have gone a lot of bad press, but at least the bad press wouldn't have involved "you're lying bastards". The same with the oil plumes.
The people that caused this disaster were BP. The people who are creating a fair amount of the bad PR is BP. As the old saying goes, "blaming the press is like a captain blaming the sea".
Re:have they bought "Beyond Pitiful" yet? (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Can't Even Boycott the Bastards (Score:4, Informative)
Tell your senator that you want more transportation options besides automobiles
Yes, because there aren't enough empty buses and light rail trains rumbling around town.
Re:Surprisingly Competant for an Evil Villain (Score:3, Informative)
I heard on NPR that some people looking to investigate beaches were turned away by policeman and when they asked the policemen who was paying them to do that the policeman said they were off duty police officers employed by BP. I don't know if that's true ...
A friend of mine said BP wanted to use mashed up baby dolphins to try and plug the leak, but I don't know if it's true ...
Re:It may seem egregious and offensive (Score:3, Informative)
They also have live feeds from the ROVs which seems pretty cool
They have those feeds because the government forced them to!. BP wasn't going to provide those feeds, it took an explicit order by the US government to achieve this "kindness".
Re:have they bought "Beyond Pitiful" yet? (Score:3, Informative)
People reading newspapers don't know what methyl hydrates and clathrates are. Ice is a reasonable description for something that is liquid under STP, but solid at the bottom of the ocean.