Fidget Spinners Are Over (fivethirtyeight.com) 175
Walt Hickey, writing for Five Thirty Eight: The toy craze that has swept the nation -- cheaply manufactured fidget spinners of dubious metallic constitution -- is probably on the way out, with the high-water mark of fidget obsession appearing to be about a month behind us and the interest in the glorified ball bearings plateauing or declining. [...] Even if there's a long tail on this trend, it's very likely that peak fidget spinner is behind us. The kind of content now doing well on YouTube is either fidget-adjacent stunt videos or videos that have taken a particularly weird turn. This doesn't mean the ball-bearing business is doomed, just maybe don't go long on the spinner industrial complex or quit your job to live off a fidget-related Kickstarter idea at this point.
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Along with POGs.
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They said I was crazy to dump my life savings into POGs in the late 90's, but that fad will come steamrolling back any day now and I'll be king of the playground again!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
=Smidge=
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... and I'll be king of the playground again!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! =Smidge=
A cautionary tale:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad5BTc41HH0
"'Cause when you're in the jungle, watch it - it's a playground out there."
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I saw my daughter with a little gizmo an hour ago, so I asked her what it was and she said "A fidget spinner". I had never heard of them before. Then I open Slashdot, and learn that it was a huge craze that swept the nation and now it is fading away. I totally missed it. God do I feel old.
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Along with POGs.
Pianist Occupied Governments?
No, POG is a tasty drink [wikipedia.org] composed of a blend of passionfruit, orange, and guava juice, hence the name. I still recall first drinking some in college when a Hawaiian friend had a few gallons shipped to him.
Oh yeah, but some idiots stole some game and marketed it. I don't know what that's about. Drink POG. It's a lot more enjoyable than some stupid game.
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No, Pre-owned governments. It's going to be the craze, everyone will want to have a senator or congressman. By that time they should be affordable for everyone, after all, it's not like they'll have any real value anymore, it's going to be more of a nostalgia thing.
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Yup. How do you know a trend is over? You read about it being the latest trend in your local newspaper.
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My wife ordered one a few weeks ago to give to my 6 year old nephew. I had never heard of them and have no idea how he knew about them, but apparently he's more hip to the scene than me these days. Oh well.
So, help a father out... (Score:5, Funny)
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Preferably all three at once.
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Just adopt every possible trend yourself. She will never get into them if she knows her parent(s) are into it.
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So ... what's the next ridiculous craze that I should work to prevent my daughter from getting into?.
Java
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Well,played, sir. Well played.
Re:So, help a father out... (Score:5, Insightful)
Or you could just accept that your daughter will want to experience novelty in her life. And have faith that she'll outgrow obsessive behavior once it's run its course or that there are lots of options for professional help if she never outgrows it.
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Or you could just accept that your daughter will want to experience novelty in her life. And have faith that she'll outgrow obsessive behavior once it's run its course or that there are lots of options for professional help if she never outgrows it.
faith... outgrow obsessive behavior...quite an oxymoron.
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I'll see your clackers and raise you deely boppers.
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Snap bracelets and colour changing shirts.
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You know if spinners are your greatest worry about your daughter I would have thought you'd consider yourself lucky.
Rule 34? (Score:2)
Depends what she's doing with them.
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So ... what's the next ridiculous craze that I should work to prevent my daughter from getting into? Thanks for letting me breathe a small sigh of relief from having dodged this bullet...
Boys!
You knew. Every father knows. Bring out your shotgun!
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Looking back into the past, at least it wasn't something as totally useless as a cheap rubber wristlet.
You think that's bad, I used to sell bracelets I made out of neoprene scrap I got from O'Neill's at school in Jr. High. Wore one as a watchband as an advert. At least those rubber wristlets can be used as cockrings, my bracelets were only fashion statements :p
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With the statement being "I don't know jack shit about fashion"?
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I see your bracelets and raise you the fad of safety pins through various body parts, including eyebrows, cartilage of the ear, heel of the hand and interlocked down the leg.
Almost as bad as clackers.
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No you don't want a safety pin through the clackers, trust me on this.
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Snap bracelets were one of the many fads of my generation, and were superior to any rubber bracelet or wristlet. And not everything has to do something, it can just look cool.
Pro Tip: if you ever had to buy a gift for a young girl, getting her something she can wear and show her friends usually works.
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Great. You just Rule 34'd a thread on ball bearing toys.
I hope you're happy now.
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They also worked as emergency car window openers*.
*some throwing skill required to access this function
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Have you ever tried that? It's harder than it may seem to be to smash a car window from the inside.
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The side windows not so much. A karate-kid kick from the outside works, but from the inside its kinda hard to do that. The side windows are designed to fail completely or not at all: they are tough suckers until they break, at which points they instantly turn into ten thousand little pieces of glass all roughly the same size.
I don't know the technical terms for th
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Looking back into the past, at least it wasn't something as totally useless as a cheap rubber wristlet. At least the spinners did something.
Putting Lance Armstrongs indiscretions aside for a moment, the Livestrong foundation sold 80 million wristlets, and was created as a fund-raising item which other organizations have developed similar programs funding charities, so yes they did something far more than just sit on your wrist.
The fidget spinner did nothing. Didn't even garner a validated study that confirmed they offered any medical benefit, regardless of what marketing tried to dubiously claim.
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Putting Lance Armstrongs indiscretions aside for a moment, the Livestrong foundation sold 80 million wristlets, and was created as a fund-raising item which other organizations have developed similar programs funding charities, so yes they did something far more than just sit on your wrist.
Generally speaking, plastic bracelets preceded Lance Armstrong and snap bracelets. Then there were braided friendship bracelets also which bled into the 80's all the way from the 60's. Bracelets and such did serve a purpose, besides a crafts that kids can get involved in, it allowed for socialization and interaction between kids as they traded and gave them away.
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Did they? Apart from spinning, of course, which I think we can take as read.
Oh yea? Is not! (Score:2)
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Now that
Making my own... (Score:2)
.. on the 3D printer I borrowed from Elon Musk.
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Bring back the Pet Rock... (Score:2)
Ah, crazy short term fads. I don't own a fidget spinner but I've seen them so I guess I missed the whole craze. I do have to admit some of the solid metal ones that were hand machined were impressive but at the end of the day it isn't much different then having a rock to play with or coin or something else to fidget with at your desk. Someone needs to try to sell a fidget rock with no bearings (it's just a rock) for laughs.
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I think the problem is that "peak fidget spinner" coincided with the shortage - now that everyone is able to bring in a 1000 a day, everyone can go out and buy one immediately without looking very hard (and fueling the craze).
A store I regularly visit used to get about 1000 inquiries a day about them, but now he brings them in, they move, but slower. Mostly because everyone else has them, too.
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Every 7-11 around here has boxes of them. Some up to $20.
Thankfully, I waste my money on more permanent collections: Magic the Gathering cards
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I bought a first edition Charizard card at near the price peak. It wasn't even mint. A week or two later, I got a mint one in an expansion pack.
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it isn't much different then having a rock to play with or coin or something else to fidget with at your desk
Hmm. Yeah, if you're on the autism spectrum then something to fidget with is pretty much going to happen whether it's planned or not. At least a fidget spinner is a recognised device rather than "why are you so weird?"
So it is different. It's more interactive than a rock, it's harder to drop than a coin, it's more socially acceptable than clicking a pen and it's a fuck of a lot cheaper than taking off your watch and spinning it around until you accidentally lose control and see it flying off to land on a co
Wait a spinner... (Score:2)
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How can this be over? I just found out last week...
You're old.
Pet Rocks (Score:2)
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It's a good way to support ball bearing industry, since kids don't go outside rollerskating and skateboarding anymore.
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Fidget spinners are the "pet rocks" of the 2000 era.
Pet rocks don't do anything, unless you put them in a sock and hit someone with them (My pet rock named Schleprock who slept in a tube sock?) but spinners are kinetic toys. They don't do anything by themselves either, but they're a hell of a lot more interesting than a pet rock. I'd say they're almost all the way up to gyroscope. :)
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My folks got a pet rock as a gag gift back in the '70s. Forget which one of their friends did it.
It came with a handy little cage to keep it from roaming around at night.
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My folks got a pet rock as a gag gift back in the '70s. Forget which one of their friends did it.
It came with a handy little cage to keep it from roaming around at night.
Someone gave you a dead Horta? That's horrible.
Give them a dead Ogri. That'll teach 'em.
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You can still buy Pet Rocks.
The Pet Rock was a pointlessly pointless idea, which was the point of the fad.
Fidget spinners let you feel precession forces with your fingertips, which most people, being uneducated in physics, find endlessly fascinating.
Gotta admit, despite my PhD+ in physics, I find great joy in rolling Buckyballs across the floor (try it), and in watching airplanes taking off. It never gets old.
Kid fads always end (Score:2)
When their parents start participating. When uncool morning TV show hosts start talking about the latest trend kids are into these days, you can consider that the beginning of the end.
Ball bearing fidgeting peaked in 1954 with Queeg. (Score:2)
Queeg was the original ball bearing fidgeter and it's mutiny if you think otherwise.
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It's all ball bearings, nowadays.
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Are you the one who stole the strawberries??
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Queeg was the original ball bearing fidgeter and it's mutiny if you think otherwise.
Nope. A wheel from my Rollerblades, with ball-bearing inserted, and played with in the exact same way, is much closer to the original fidget spinner.
That was 1990.
Suspicion Confirmed (Score:2)
I figured they were on their way out when I saw them on display at the car wash cash register.
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I had some old woman in New York City try to sell me one on the street about a month ago. Didn't know what it was at the time, but figured it out soon after. I figured I didn't want her merchandise of suspicious provenance, in any case.
What already?! (Score:2)
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I didn't even around to buying one. Well I guess I'll just have to keep annoying my co-workers with click-pens then...
You like click-pens? There is a cube-shaped 6x clicky toy out there... I probably shouldn't have told you that.
I've had an office-mate with the "click-pen" habit before, so am a bit sensitive. If you are one day seated near me in an open-office environment, and have one of those 6x clicky-cubes, I swear that I will stab you as many times as I can with a gallium knife (probably 5x until it melts but I will go for 6x).
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It's hard to get the right tactile feedback silently, and the sound can be comforting too.
I do have to concentrate on putting down my pen in meetings :(
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Goldeneye click-pen explosion [youtube.com]
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" This video is not available. "
Guess it's blocked in the UK. I can work around that, but based on the video title I'm guessing this is even less acceptable in meetings.
Why was this even a thing?? (Score:2)
I don't get it.
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The kids that have them don't get it either, but they were sure proud of them when they got them. Actually, I know of one kid who probably does get it. He is now trying to set his own trend.
You're talking gibberish (Score:2)
What the fuck is a fidget spinner?
Enhancements (Score:2)
There are LED fidget spinners that display text like spinning bike wheels, Bluetooth enabled spinners, animated spinners,etc.
7-11 started selling the, and they are already basically giving them away at price.
Or.... (Score:2)
Or enough people have them that current sales figures can no longer be sustained. Fidget spinners are a stim toy, and stim toys serve a fairly practical purpose (although they may be supplanted by something else, such as fidget cubes). But you don't continually need more, and presumably, the vast majority of fidget spinners are not yet broken. So, logically, once a large enough portion of the population buys them, sales will level out.
Every time a new class of product arrives or is popularized, you see
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They're just the modern day equivalent of worry stones.
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They're just the modern day equivalent of worry stones.
or rosary beads.
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pens and pencils aren't particularly good fidgets,
Koreans beg to disagree https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
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Or enough people have them that current sales figures can no longer be sustained. Fidget spinners are a stim toy, and stim toys serve a fairly practical purpose (although they may be supplanted by something else, such as fidget cubes). But you don't continually need more, and presumably, the vast majority of fidget spinners are not yet broken. So, logically, once a large enough portion of the population buys them, sales will level out.
Every time a new class of product arrives or is popularized, you see the same articles written by people who have apparently never seen adoption trends before.
They will not wear out. Rollerblades use the same type of bearing, and those suckers last a really long time, depending on how aggro you get with your stunts. If you just go to-and-fro, they will never wear out, despite bearing your body's weight. Thus, those in fidget-spinners have an effectively infinite lifetime.
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Except that they do get grit in them.
On a rollerblade the momentum is massive (because you're quite heavy) but in a fidget spinner there's barely any momentum because although it's very high rotational velocity there's very little mass.
So that grit does stop them from spinning as freely and that's a massive issue that does lead people to replace the bearings (as it's cheaper/easier than trying to clean them).
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That, and I forgot to mention that rollerblade bearings are sealed.
Ok (Score:2)
Over? (Score:3)
Going by social media trends: Probably.
Going by actual usage in classrooms: Not even close.
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Going by social media trends: Probably.
Going by actual usage in classrooms: Not even close.
Yay! A physics-based response!
Freshman Physics. Bicycle Wheel. Extended Axle. Professor spins it up, and then hangs it from a string by one axle-end. Oohs and Aahs. Bonus if a strobe light was involved.
Precession.
Or everyone who wanted one has one (Score:2)
Wait, aren't that medical devices to soothe ADHS? (Score:2)
Don't you get them on prescription?
Fidget spinners are serious business!
So a Fad doesn't last long (Score:2)
Huh? (Score:2)
When were they actually a thing? I've yet to see one (other than online), and I don't exactly live a sheltered life...I left momma's basement 40 years ago.
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Same here. The only place I've seen them is online, where people are promoting them as a fad. Is it really a fad if I live in a moderate sized city and I've yet to see one in person, or has the media decided it's a fad, because that gives them something to write about. (Because our current politics need some foil.)
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They still have possibilities (Score:2)
Fidget Battle Xtreme! "Sanada, a Japanese zombie samurai, who is in possession of a fidget spinner that he stole from Sun Tzu, plans to take over the world with it's spinning power
The only ones that stand in his way are the students of Fidget Spinner Academy. Only they can begin to master the ancient magical fidget spinners of destiny."
There's a lot of exploitation left here.
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Your five friends are not cool, is what this means.
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Your five friends are not cool, is what this means.
You will never go broke if your business will be profitable as long as there are uncool people.
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Don't worry, you can just put a red hot nickle ball on the spinner, crush it in a hydraulic press, and toss the result into a blender.
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Then submit something better. Or did you not know /. gets its news as user submissions?
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We've been trying for years to delete the Anonymous Coward account, but ever time you log into it, the Options/Account/Logout menu in the upper right corner disappears.
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They use the same size bearings as a skateboard. Skateboard bearings fail pretty frequently. Pop out the bearing rings and give them to kids at your local skatepark.
There are several different grades of skate-bearing, specifically a #608-sized bearing. There are several rating systems, usually based on smoothness of the balls and races. ABEC-9 is the highest-grade. Then you get into materials. If you want something that will last longer than stainless steel (titanium, ceramic), then you can get into some seriously high prices. Some are $15 retail for one (Yes, really, and skates need 16.) Hard-core stunts involve hard-impact landings – repeatedly – fo
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Depends on the spinner. If you want jewellery class looks with top-end performance you have to pay for it, but it's available:
https://flyawaytoys.com/produc... [flyawaytoys.com]
Sure, it's not ABEC-9 - but it's also not supporting high impact 150lb loads.