Google Maps Crunches Data, Tells You When To Drive On Thanksgiving 62
Nerval's Lobster writes Whatever your plans for Thanksgiving, Google can offer some advice: try to avoid driving anywhere the day before. Analysts from the search-engine giant's Google Maps division crunched traffic data from 21 U.S. cities over the past two years and found that the Wednesday before Thanksgiving is by far the worst traffic day that week, with some notable exceptions. (In Honolulu, Providence, and San Francisco, the worst traffic is always on Saturday; in Boston, it's Tuesday.) Unfortunately, Wednesday is often the only available travel day for many Americans—but Google thinks they can beat the worst of the traffic if they leave before 2 P.M. or after 7 P.M. on that day. Traffic on Thanksgiving itself is also light, according to the data. When it comes to driving back home, Sunday beats Saturday from a traffic perspective. According to Google Maps' aggregated trends, Americans also seek out "ham shop," "pie shop," and "liquor store" on the day before Thanksgiving, as they rush to secure last-minute items.
Re: Who knew? (Score:4, Insightful)
And what if EVERYBODY follows Google's travel advice?
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That would be shocking, and a first for human beings as a whole. New data indicates what I am doing is wrong? well, I'll just change what I do, said hardly anyone, ever.
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... then everyone gets to where they need to be in the shortest time possible. Except me, because I know where I'm going.
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If Google really wanted to help out, they would scan their database to find your blog/twitter/facebook/etc. postings about your family; then they could make much more useful suggestions, like "Hey, Uncle Norm is a real pain - why don't you relax and stay at home this Thanksgiving?"
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It's completely obvious.
Saturday is the day you go places and do shit.
Sunday is the day you relax at home.
Saturday you can stay out late.
Sunday you have to get home early because there's work / school for the kids the following day.
Re:Who knew? (Score:4, Insightful)
Seriously. I have a 450 mile drive ahead of me. I will be driving on Thanksgiving, not the day before.
Not because Google told me to, but because I'm not a fucking idiot.
Driving ON the holiday is much, much easier than driving the day before.
Another tip: The day before a 3-day weekend, the local news will run a story about how cops are cracking down on speeding over the holiday weekend. This is bullshit intended to scare you into compliance - police presence on the roads will be greatly reduced.
Flying on holidays, too (Score:2)
Driving ON the holiday is much, much easier than driving the day before.
It's cheaper and there's less airport chaos if you fly on Thanksgiving or Christmas.
Work is the problem (Score:5, Informative)
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For me, we do it on the holiday and on CATurdays.
So--don't travel during rush hour, then? (Score:2)
Unfortunately, Wednesday is often the only available travel day for many Americans—but Google thinks they can beat the worst of the traffic if they leave before 2 P.M. or after 7 P.M. on that day.
Wow, thanks. Never would have guessed that without this data analysis.
Traffic on Thanksgiving itself is also light, according to the data.
Another important revelation!
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Traffic on Thanksgiving itself is also light, according to the data.
Another important revelation!
The data apparently hasn't heard of the Jersey Turnpike - probably because of its laser-like focus on cities.
Back in the 1990's (Score:2)
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So you could tell it was someone traveling at 100mph even though you couldn't see them?
We were going 40MPH. The other driver had to be going twice as fast, if not faster, to rock our car in passing. People driving 100MPH on California freeways isn't unheard of.
You're a liar and a jerk.
Obviously by someone who flunked physics in school.
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We were going 40MPH. The other driver had to be going twice as fast, if not faster, to rock our car in passing.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ...no.
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Because being rocked by another car's passing has much more to do with proximity creating a low pressure zone between the cars than relative speed.
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Useless dice.com link (Score:1)
Why include a pointless link to dice.com? It is just a snippet of the actual posting from google (here is a direct link [blogspot.com] that will get you to the post even after the blog is updated...
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It's Nerval's Lobster. He's a Dice employee who submits Dice stories to Slashdot. No, seriously, click on his user name [slashdot.org], all his activity is submitting Dice stories. You'd think Slashdot could at least mention the Dice connection, but they never have.
orly? (Score:1)
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I cut everyone in the family who are argumentative*, gets sloppy drunk, and like to fight ut of my holidays.
My families holidays are relaxing and stress free. Family is a two way street. If they can't respect my family and home, then I don't need to invite them over.
Frankly, I don't understand people who put up with the crap.
*I don't mean people I can have a civil discusses with who happen to be arguing a different POV.
Who Knew? (Score:2)
The Wednesday before Thanksgiving is a busy travel day?!? How did that ever escape our attention? I mean, aside from every DJ on every radio station, and every traffic reporter on every TV station, telling us that every year, how could we possibly find such things out if Google didn't do the heavy lifting?
"Ham Shop" (Score:2)
"Ham Shop"???
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If you have not yet marveled at the gustatorial misgivings sold to saps and suckers with barely a regard for their lingering effects and the likelihood of robbing a customer not only of coin, but the ability to walk the next day, you should stop in at Mrs. Miggins'.
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It might sound surprising, but there are people who eat both turkey and ham on Thanksgiving. Or even meatballs, salmon and roast beef.
Shocking, I know, that people can eat more than one thing on any given day.
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Worst day (Score:2)
How would you tell?
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>> How would you tell?
Highest FTW* ratio. * = Finger to window.
When to drive? (Score:3)
Aggregate historical data is better than nothing; but I'd just fire up Waze.
Google hasn't killed Waze off... yet.
NEWS FLASH (Score:1)
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When though? I find it interesting that it's the afternoon.
Why wait that long to leave for a trip? I would have thought the morning would be worse.
In the rare occasion I need to go somewhere the day before TGiv* I leave at 5-6AM Now I might sleep an extra hour.
*You Heard Me.
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I guess it's people who get very little time off work and/or have inflexible work schedules. They go to work on the day before the holiday then when they finish work they set off for wherever they want to spend the holiday.
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Obviousness is not a substitute for correctness, as can be shown by the cases where the busiest travel day was NOT the day immediately before and the day immediately after.
and the reason it's bad then is... (Score:1)
...because that's when everyone wants to travel. Telling me to travel when I don't want to travel ain't a solution.
Hey buddy! Just ruin your holiday and you'll easily avoid the traffic!
Why don't I just not celebrate it at all.
Is this what we can expect from big data? Spend another day with your annoying family consuming the entire weekend, work more hours, or take half the work day off?
Here's a better way. Stab yourself in the neck, then you can take an ambulance right through any traffic that stands in
How about searches for (Score:2)
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"How to dispose of the corpse of an annoying relative who I just murdered"
Driving directions to the nearest pig farm or rug store?
Where's the data? (Score:2)
I like a data-driven blog post as much as the next guy -- probably more, actually -- but where's the data? I already know that leaving Boston on Tuesday is a bad idea. Give me a graph of hourly traffic volumes on the Mass Pike, and this post would be actually useful.
Just don't (Score:2)
I used to drive "home" for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Had some hair-raising, painful, and very uncomfortable experiences and only realize now that I and my immediate family are lucky to be alive.
Since the mid-nineties, I've refused to travel on the holidays. We have Thanksgiving and Christmas at our house. This makes sense, because "Home" is not where your parents live (or used to live), it's where you have set roots and raised your own family.
Once a year I take a trip to see relatives, (and to have som
I like GOOG Maps and use it daily, but... (Score:2)
...it can't even give efficient driving directions for light traffic in the suburbs. In the city with real traffic it almost always gives "bad" (worse than you'd get from knowing the streets) directions.