Microsoft Patent Hints At Search Results Tailored To User's Mood, Intelligence 146
theodp writes "A newly surfaced Microsoft patent application, reports GeekWire, describes a 'user-following engine' that analyzes your posts on Facebook, Twitter and other social media sites to deduce your mood, interests, and even your smarts. The system would then automatically adjust the search experience and results to better match those characteristics, explains Microsoft, such as changing the background color of the search interface to suit your mood, or bringing back only those search results that won't strain your feeble brain. From the patent application: 'In addition to skewing the search results to the user's inferred interests, the user-following engine may further tailor the search results to a user's comprehension level. For example, an intelligent processing module may be directed to discerning the sophistication and education level of the posts of a user. Based on that inference, the customization engine may vary the sophistication level of the customized search result.'"
Re:But isn't this Microsoft all over? (Score:5, Funny)
Don't exercise your tiny little grey cells. You don't need to learn anything new. You don't need to stretch yourselves or make yourselves better. Just leave it all in our hands.
Huh. I think you mean Apple. It just works!
You know you're a redneck.. (Score:3, Funny)
You know Microsoft thinks your dumb if you search for "secret service prostitutes colombia" and the first result is "Escorts discretas colombianos a precios asequibles".
Could be useful (Score:5, Funny)
Re:But isn't this Microsoft all over? (Score:4, Funny)
Alta Vista did this 15 years ago... (Score:5, Funny)
Alta Vista did this back in the nineties. Virtually any result I found was exactly what I was in the mood for! Thanks to Google, now I have to type specific words in to get porn. Innovation, pbtbtbt.
Re:You know you're a redneck.. (Score:5, Funny)
And you know Slashdot thinks you're dumb because you just used the wrong "your".
Oh my! (Score:4, Funny)
"Honestly, professor, I searched for all these things that you told us to search for, but none of these links you are showing us ever came up!"
Re:Number one reason I dislike Microsoft... (Score:3, Funny)
I'm waiting for the clippy that is tailored to someone who reads lol catz. "You can clikz teh helpz." "Teh green squiggiees mean haz bad gramma"
I.Q. Too low (Score:4, Funny)
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!