What Internet Searches Reveal About Human Desire

Hugh Pickens writes "Time Magazine reports that computational neuroscientists Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam analyzed the results of 400 million online searches for porn and uncovered some startling insights into what men and women may really want from each other. In the first place, although you can find an instance of any kind of porn you can imagine on the internet, people search for and spend money and time on 20 sexual interests, which account for 80% of all porn — the top 10 sex-related searches include variations on youth (13.5 per cent), breasts (4 per cent), cheating wives (3.4 per cent) and cheerleaders (0.1 per cent) among others. Many are surprised that "cheating wives" is such a popular search but Ogas says that it's one of the top interests all around the world because men are wired to be sexually jealous but simultaneously they're also sexually aroused so if a man sees a woman — including his partner — with another man, he becomes more aroused. Women prefer stories to visual porn by a long shot and the most popular erotica for women is the romance novel because female desire requires multiple stimuli simultaneously or in quick succession."

Re:Expectation

[pasv]

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Busted...

[MobileTatsu-NJG]

the top 10 sex-related searches include variations on youth (13.5 per cent), breasts (4 per cent), cheating wives (3.4 per cent) and cheerleaders (0.1 per cent) among others. Many are surprised that "cheating wives" is such a popular search...

Is it just me or does this read like somebody succeeded in passing off their browser history as research?

Error establishing a database connection

[rizole]

Just like my wife. As soon as I show an interest, she wont let me in.

Re:Expectation

[Wrath0fb0b]

... but there's an evolutionary reason why.

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get vital evolutionary information that acts as a fairly accurate indicator of overall health.

My anaconda don't want none unless you have a high likelihood of producing healthy offspring with a minimal chance of genetic disabilities, hun.

My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so confident of your current well-being and future child-rearing potential

So ladies (yeah!) ladies (yeah!) You wanna advertise fertility? (hell yeah!) Then turn around, stick it out, even other women have to admit that you appear to have the necessary physical attributes to produce many healthy offspring.

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Re:Expectation

[seanvaandering]

We didn't need a report to prove this point. :)

Re:Fake "Science"

[Anonymous Coward]

dude please, no use of "tongue in cheek" in the same comment as "goatse"...

Re:What, no pyronecroxenopedocanophila?

[shikaisi]

I used to be into sadism, necrophilia and bestiality, but then I found that I was flogging a dead horse.