The Advent of Religious Search Engines 583
Beetle B. writes "Do Google search results contradict your religious views? Tired of getting pornographic results and worried you'll burn in Hell for it? Are you Christian? Try SeekFind — 'a Colorado Springs-based Christian search engine that only returns results from websites that are consistent with the Bible.' Muslim? Look no further: I'm Halal. Jewish? Jewogle is for you. NPR ran a story on the general trend of search engines cropping up to cater to certain religious communities. I wonder how many other 'filtered' search engines exist out there to cater to various groups (religious or otherwise) — not counting specialized searches (torrents, etc)."
Atheist (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.atheistsearch.net/ [atheistsearch.net]
Search: creationism
[Click "I'm Feeling Lucky"]
Error: there's no such thing as luck!
Re:Atheist (Score:1, Funny)
Religious search engine? (Score:2, Funny)
How do I know that the search engine really is religious and doesn't just claim to be a true believer? Does the search engine go to church regularly? Does it pray? Is it baptized? :-)
Fixed (Score:3, Funny)
Does the real world contradict your religious views? Tired of getting (insert taboo here) and worried you'll (moralising afterlife disincentive here)?
Re:Religious search engine? (Score:3, Funny)
you know the search engine is religious when its logic gates have been circumcised.
So one might say... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Jewgle would have founded better (Score:2, Funny)
what do you think a jew would do?
Re:Jewgle would have founded better (Score:1, Funny)
Indeed. Maybe it's just me, but "jewogle" sounds like a porn site featuring jewish models to me.
Re:So one might say... (Score:3, Funny)
they're using Church Engines?
Do those use Church numerals for calculating the page rank?
Seekfind is down (Score:4, Funny)
MilitantAgnosticDancers.org (Score:3, Funny)
"We're M.A.D and you're crazy".
top ten results
I don't know and neither do you.
Believe nothing, question everything.
There is no truth, only perception.
There is no such thing as infinity.
Organized religion is a bot-net.
You are responsible for your own actions.
There is no authority but yourself.
If you think otherwise, you've been hacked.
Give peace a chance: Nuke Jerusalem.
Death to the fidels!
Search engine for true believer (Score:5, Funny)
imstupid.com (Score:5, Funny)
First link for "atheism" points to Conservapedia [conservapedia.com], which says:
If you were a comedian, you couldn't come up with something better than that. Are these people really that stupid?
Re:How customizable is it? (Score:5, Funny)
Pah. Real Christians just use prayer for all their search needs.
Creationist Wolfram Alpha? (Score:2, Funny)
I imagine that the Creationist version of Wolfram Alpha would be very easy to implement:
Q: [anything, really]
A: God did it.
Recovering Christian (Score:3, Funny)
Server Error in '/' Application.
Jesus not found.
Re:imstupid.com (Score:2, Funny)
If you don't like what it says just edit it! :)
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Play_Conservatroll [wikia.com]
Ooh! Ooh! I found another! (Score:3, Funny)
http://search.slashdot.org/search [slashdot.org]
(I kid, I kid. I know fully well about diversity of opinions here, but you gotta admit there's still prevalence of some)
Re:imstupid.com (Score:2, Funny)
Is Fox News too liberal for you?
Advent? (Score:3, Funny)
Advent? But it's not December yet!
"Server Error in '/' Application." (Score:4, Funny)
Description: An application error occurred on the server. The current custom error settings for this application prevent the details of the application error from being viewed remotely (for security reasons). It could, however, be viewed by browsers running on the local server machine.
Your God is not so powerful now, is he??
Re:Atheist (Score:5, Funny)
>> there is no Santa Claus, no Easter Bunny and no Tooth Fairy.
You jackass, how about putting --SPOILER ALERT-- in your title. Thanks for ruining my life.
Re:imstupid.com (Score:3, Funny)
First link for "atheism" points to Conservapedia [conservapedia.com], which says:
If you were a comedian, you couldn't come up with something better than that. Are these people really that stupid?
Oh yeah? There is evidence for Christ in every bedside table in every hotel and motel room. Where's your precious atheist evidence now?
Re:How customizable is it? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Search engine for true believer (Score:2, Funny)
If God manages to create a complete world, stop the sun and split the Red Sea, He really should be able to manipulate a few HTTP headers.
Re:imstupid.com (Score:3, Funny)
Re:imstupid.com (Score:3, Funny)