Search Engines' Reward Programs 83
Carl Bialik from WSJ writes "Search engines are dangling rewards and cash prizes to attract customers to their sites, the Wall Street Journal reports. MSN is offering free nights at the Four Seasons and other goodies to people who search for one of roughly a thousand terms on a rotating list. Yahoo's GoodSearch donates a penny to charity for each search. And Blingo hawks giveaways including iPods. But, the WSJ reports, 'There are strings attached to some of the reward programs. Some require users to register personal information like a name or email.'"
personal info (Score:5, Funny)
Wait a second - you mean they want to be able to contact me if i win?
And the really big prize comes when (Score:3, Funny)
Re:personal info (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, cause, you know, not everyone manages to punch the monkey...
Re:You actually mean it? (Score:3, Funny)
But do they weigh the same as a duck?
Re:hacked (Score:3, Funny)
<!--text used in the movie-->
<!--
house cleaning, William Sonoma, Starbucks, Barnes & Noble
-->
<!--DEBUT WEBOSCOPE Msn searchandwin -->
All the keywords are in a comment inside the html page. Either this is an amazingly dumb oversight, or planned. I'm going with dumb.
1000 words, eh? (Score:5, Funny)
1000 terms, eh? I don't think any Slashdotters will ever win.
Asian sluts [click]
Teenage sluts [click]
Paris Hilton blowjob [click]
Hardcore action [click]
MILF [click]
Mail order brides [click]
Mother's Day Presents [click]
Online dating [click]
Re:You actually mean it? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I've given up on "Free Stuff" (Score:3, Funny)
Congratulations! (Score:4, Funny)
You win a 4 night hotel for seaching on MSN. There you are, enjoying your fine stay, browsing the net with your laptop in your room...
Some guy steps in. You look at him. It reminds you of someone. In your astonishment, you remain quiet. He moves his eyes on to your laptop. His pupils dilate. He begins to speak:
"Just tell me it's not Google".
You nod, frightened as ever. At that point, he picks up a chair and throws it across the room hitting a table you don't care about cause it's the hotel's anyway.
"I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google".